whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
