So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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