If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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