Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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