I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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