I wanna bring you to show and tell
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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