You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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