goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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