Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I cannot find my penis.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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