he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
