You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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