remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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