My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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