dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I need water and some morals
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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