My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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