John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
my poor anus
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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