he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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