All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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