So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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