google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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