Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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