i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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