I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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