My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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