? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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