Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
