Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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