i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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