Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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