Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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