You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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