So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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