Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I could make wine with my vomit
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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