Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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