the new term for farting is butt boxing.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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