I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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