Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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