Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
did i just pee glitter
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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