Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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