i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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