don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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