dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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