Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Randomize
