He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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