help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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