I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
They have beer where we have blood.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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