We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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