no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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