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(631): View more from New York

I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.

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(913): View more from Kansas

"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.

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(207): View more from Maine

I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd

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(207): View more from Maine

Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........

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(917): View more from New York City

I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.

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(518): View more from New York

I'm not coming to work today because tequila

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