We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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