census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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