I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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