She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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