Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I deserve this hangover.
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