so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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