I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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