these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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