im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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