let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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