Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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